Twitter Updates for 2010-03-09

• At Church's Chicken: First time at Church's. Decent spicy chicken sandwich. #
• Waiting for Assessment Center to open after lunch break. I have to pee. No restrooms in sight. This is weird. #
• Urine successfully reabsorbed into bloodstream. I learned this trick in 7th grade. #
• Trying to look 20 years younger. Failing. #
• Crowd gathering outside Assessment Center. I am not alone. #
• Assessment took 1 hr 54 min 5 sec. Qualified for Eng 101, Math 090 Elementary Algebra. Somehow I was last to finish. Maybe because I CARE. #
• Apply to college. Check. Take assessment test. Check. Complete online orientation. Check. Register for class. FAIL. #
• Currently listening to NPR: 'Whip Smart': Memoirs Of A Dominatrix-More at http://npr.org/124369913 #
• Welcome to the death of Facebook and the birth of Gameface. It seems 80-90% of status updates are game-related. #

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